Chesterton
The Smoking Krampus
During the off season he works as a part-time henchman and fry cook.
During the busy season, he likes to crash corporate holiday parties; consume all food and drink and snatch his victims away in a large sack that he drags through the bumpiest streets he can find. Once back at his lair, he dangles them over an open fire while thumping them with a rolled up newspaper or phone book, shouting "Bad, Bad!!"
