Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Sam the Krampus



It's that season again,
Krampus' will be descending upon the wicked and selfish, . . .

Sam likes to sneak up on his victims and cover their eyes. He is only 3 feet tall, so he carries a folding stepladder with him. Once he has his hands over the person's eyes he whispers in a very convincing woman's voice, when they turn around, they usually are frightened into unconsciousness.
At which time, he cross-dresses his victims, . . . affixing crooked wigs to their heads and miss-matched high heels to their feet (usually 2 left feet), and places them in uncomfortable locations where they might be seen by the most people, like train stations or bus terminals.

painting will be on display at Art Basel

15 comments:

Skywalker said...

Everytime I visit your blog I find incredible works. "Sam the Krampus" is an astounding example...
Thanks, Louie

the chung said...

haha awesome! Karmpus is a dick

Ambera said...

I'm ROARING with laughter right now!!! This is hilarious, SO funny!!
It's so absolutely ridiculous, I just love it, the whole stepladder thing, and the two left shoes...where do you come up with this stuff?!

shaunna said...

HA! This is freakin' amazing! Do you include the "history" on your characters with the paintings?

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